Once Upon a Time

There was a girl sailor stationed on the very very hot island of Guam.  She wanted to rent a car and so did a very cute boy sailor.  So they went in "halfies" on a rent-a-wreck for 2 weeks.  Fast foward 4 years and boy and girl sailor have been married 2years, have a 6month old prince and live in the wilds of Alaska with their 3 legged blind dog, Scout.